Wonkette Endorses John Ensign For President - It's The Hair!

Breaking News: Ensign receives first endorsement for presidential bid!

Wonkette just practically endorsed Nevada's favourite golfer for President. Why? It's the hair:

Someone at the NRSC has a brilliant plan for the Republicans: the dude who nearly lost to Jimmy Carter’s son should run for President. We like it! Ensign has such nice hair…

I jokingly thought about the possibility of former Nevada Gov. Kenny Guinn (R) replacing Cheney as Vice-President. Why? He's out of a job and W just likes western governors (think Kempthorne of Idaho (Interior Secretary), and Leavitt of Utah (HHS Secretary).

But never in my wildest dreams, or nightmares for that matter, would I have imagined to hear "John Ensign for President". Great thanks for that go out to the "Single Most Deluded Republican Staffer".

PS: Here's a look at the hair...